Okay, all right! Enough already. I get it. I'm getting older. Whatever. The universe can stop sending reminders via snail mail any day now. Because really, that's getting old.
In the past couple of days I've received:
* A letter from the AARP
* A letter from an insurance company offering life insurance
* A letter from a funeral home, saying it's never too early to plan.
AARP???? I'm not even in my 40s yet, let alone anywhere near retirement (do writers retire?). So, Universe, knock it off.