To the Continental pilot who informed the cabin that the ride may be "slightly bumpy" when in fact the ride was a nail-biting, say-your-prayers, clutch-the-person-next-to-you kind of flight.
To my daughter, who calmly endured the terrifying turbulence, her second plane ride ever. After we landed, she smiled, and said, "That was fun! Just like a roller coaster."
Ah, to not know better...